Good for You
Oh, I’m so busy; these kids keep me just running around in circles all day.
Good for you.
I have to take the kids to practice, then rehearsal. I don’t know how I do it.
Good for you.
My husband has a great job, and he’s always traveling, which leaves me with the kids.
Good for you and your husband. Also, he’s cheating on you.
We have Kidz Bop in the van.
Good for you, I’m calling Child Protective Services.
Well last night, we all sat together, my husband and the kids, and watched High School Musical.
Good for you, you’re part of the problem.
I brought my camcorder, still camera and I’m taking pictures on my phone of this recital. I’m crazy!
Good for you, you’re also documenting the serial killer you’re raising. Expect a call from Court TV in 20 years for some of that footage.
Oh, thanks, do you like them? I got them at Target, they’re a little big, but he’ll grow into them.
Good for STOP. Hammertime.
When I die, I want to come back as my cat.
Good for you I’m coming back in my next life as a speculum.
Oh, I have this great recipe that I came up with for Lemon Pepper Chicken.
Good for you, you invented something that already exist. Can you invent me a ball peen hammer so I can smash your fingers?
No, I pack the kids lunches, I would never allow them to eat the school lunch.
Good for you, you’re ruining the one good thing that kid looks forward to during the day. Hot lunch.
I was so mad at Trevor, I was yelling at him. I told him he was sick because he wouldn’t wash his hands.
Good for you, Florence NightingYell.
Yes, well at my kid’s school, they don’t watch any television, and they don’t take naps.
Good for you, you send your kids to an internment camp.
No, there are NO VIDEOGAMES allowed in our house.
Good for you, guess what, nobody is going to think your kids are cool.
I usually make a bunch of pies, and freeze them for the winter.
Good for you, when do you hibernate?
Waxed, yes over in Somerset, I use their tanning beds too.
Good for you, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey, look, isn’t that Will’s Dad?
Good for you, you noticed that I’m walking hand in hand with him.
Yeah, I coach my son’s Basketball team. He likes it a little better than last year, but he still doesn’t really like playing.
Good for you, he’ll be 18, and he’ll hate you.
I miss changing diapers.
Good for you, you enjoy Secondary Sexual Characteristics. I’m calling the police.
We had to get all 3 of the boys their own copy of the same videogame for Christmas.
Good for you, you’re showing your kids that life is totally fair.
This house never stays clean, the kids leave stuff everywhere.
Good for you, you’re normal.
We’re going to have an authentic Thanksgiving dinner at school complete with real Indians.
Good for you, that’s hilarious.
Girl’s Night!
Good for you, except what I’m picturing is totally not gonna happen.
Cartoon Network shows too much Tom & Jerry. It’s way too violent.
Good for you, you don’t enjoy slapstick. I watched all the time, and I never wanted to stick anyone’s finger in an electrical socket. So good for me.
I make sure the kids only watch PBS.
Good for you, my kid watches Transformers, and he’s going to deck your kid.
I’ve started a group walk with the girls in the neighborhood, and so far I’ve lost 5 pounds.
Good for you, you have another 220 to go. Also, your husband is still cheating on you.
I insisted on a natural childbirth, and I wanted to have the baby at home.
Good for you, how did the home-episiotomy go?
I’m lucky my husband loves to go shopping.
Good for you he, wait, is this the same guy? Oh, he’s gay, good for you.
