Yes, that’s her real name. I’m not going to name the place where she works, but I AM going to call her some­thing that’s going to get some of you people’s panties in a twist. Read more…

Mid­dle Aged Guy Who Enables the Pumps at the Gas Sta­tion
Dude, it’s fuck­ing 15 degrees out, I’m the only car at the sta­tion, and you’re out­side SMOKING. For­get the fact that my tes­ti­cles are the size of Lima beans, and have retracted up to my neck, I’m 90% sure you’re not sup­posed to have an open flame around a gas sta­tion. Read more…

This is not spe­cific to any par­tic­u­lar pro­duc­tion I’ve seen lately, because frankly, I don’t sup­port live the­ater any­more. I used to, but I’ve come to really dis­like most the­ater peo­ple in gen­eral, par­tic­u­larly the ones who are so catty, and gos­sipy, it’s like being in high school again. And they LOVE drama! “This one said this.” and “This one thinks that this one is that”. Do me a favor and shut the fuck up. Read more…

I just got edits back from a client. Appar­ently, I mis­spelled haz­ard as Haz­zard, as in the county.